So I said to the cop, "That car was on fire when I got here. And as for the kid's grandma? She shouldn't have mouthed off at me." True story.
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Originally from ungentrified Brooklyn in 1950s America, the Chef of the Future is a popular misogynist & buffoon who never once cored a apple.
A former television producer, film financier, and studio executive turned rogue sharing secrets, analyzing the insanity, and dropping truth bombs.
New York native. City dwelling. Outer borough loving. Suburb hating. Veteran of no wars. Father of nine. Drown tragically in the Black Sea.
In computing, 'root' is a special user that manages a system. In the real world, 'root' is a special person who rides a short bus and uses a breath powered wheel chair to annoy people on line at Starbucks.
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