Author: Al

How did rum go from being old-school, hard-core, legit-pirate, bad-ass drink to something I won’t order in front of anyone ever for any reason? We’ll investigate.

Vodka: It’s what’s for dinner. And desert. And the appetizer. And the amuse-bouche. And the after dinner mint. And the pasta course…

Ok, maybe something good did come from that horrible reality show whose name I will never say. Or type.

It’s like a friend that punches you in the gut for no reason but always picks up the bar tab as your puking on the sidewalk.